performance of f-ll-t– on the female s-x while she is afflicted with diarrhea.
female: honey i have diarrhea!
significant other: looks like i’ll be eating mud fish tacos tonight.
the affliction of an individual who is too east-coast to effectively relate to anybody. “hey kid, you invite billy to the party” “nah kid he never shuts up about dunkies. he has total m-ssbergers”
- frozen sloppy
when someone ices down a d-ck almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy kn-b job i still got freezer burn on my d-ck from that frozen sloppy last night.
- heads i win tails you lose
an annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won’t realize that both outcomes are in their favor let’s flip a coin, heads i win, tails you lose
- reverse striptease
a reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing basically a striptease but in reverse. guy 1: hey, how did it go with that girl last night? guy 2: pretty well, got lucky and this morning i got a reverse striptease.
verb: a bl-wj-b. noun: a d-ck sucking b-tch. adjective: burnt out from sucking d-ck. verb: sally just gave me throatcha. noun: jane is a straight up throatcha. adjective: heather is all throatched out.