mud foul
an unfortunate occurrence during -ss wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches p–p.
a mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.
due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
i had to pull over to sh-t at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap–ss toilet paper. my finger stank for days.
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