mud-hose
when you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. a mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.
i walked into the bathroom at work and heard bill working his mud-hose.
noun – the action of violently shooting feces from your -n-s during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (resembles a hose spurting out mud)
“sh-t man, i gotta go real bad, i think i’m gonna have to whip out the mud hose.”
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