Mud muffin
when a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.
you really don’t want to go down on sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud m-ffin.
2 more definitions
excrement; t-rd (see fudge dragon)
“my neighbor never picks up after his dog. every morning on the way to get the paper i step in a fresh batch of mud m-ffins.”
when a girl takes a sh-t, wipes -ss into her v-g-n- and then you eat her out…
dude your mom is forever doing mud m-ffins in the dark…
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