MUD PACK


it’s what happens when you get your -sshole invaded.
if you got f-cked in your -ss then you got your mud packed. the person that hit you in your sh-tter spitter is a mud packer.
when the b-tt crack of a basketball is dragged down the face of a defender, or team mate as he descends from a dunk.
did you see the mud pack that kobe pryant got when derrick rose dunked on him?!!!
fecal matter “packed” in and around the -n-s preventing other matter from p-ssing. there are various ways to remove a mudpack. the two most popular are as follows:
1. melting the mudpack: if your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. beware of the drip!!
2. icepick & hammer: this is pretty self-explanatory. simply chisel away the sh-tty goodness!

surgeon general’s warning: when melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.
fecal matter smeared around the -n-s preventing further matter from p-ssing.
jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

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