Mud Puddling


you have m-ssive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. you then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and f-ck or have intercourse all in the puddle of “b-tt mud”. hence, mud puddling!
man my stomach has been sooo upset today. i think i’m going to go home and enjoy a good hour of mud puddling with the wife/husband!

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