Mud trumpet
when a girl is licking your -ss and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with -ss air making it look like she is playing your -ss trumpet
this girl was licking my -ss and i had a huge burrito for lunch and i thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so i just ripped a fart in her mouth – she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet
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