muddarfukkar
how east indian people say “motherf-cker”, you’ll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.
–jake hops in cab–
cab driver: “where du you wandt to go?”
jake: “uhh, the mall”
–arrives at mall, jake books it–
cab driver: “heh, gut bakk here muddarf-kkar!”
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