muddin and to the car wash
to go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the f-ck outta someone’s -sshole (muddin) and then make them suck your sh-tty c-ck clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
i asked suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and f-ck but she didn’t like to drink. so i went muddin and to the car wash instead.
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