Muddy Beaver


a group of bad–ss folks testing their fate on the tough mudder, 2011!
yesterday when i was at the climbing gym i saw this smokin’ muddy beaver climbing a v9, hope i run into her at tough mudder.
to go down on a girl while she’s taking a sh-t.
we went to that ethiopian restaurant and i spent all night on the sh-tter. good thing chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.
when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.
dude! dave gave annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots p-n-s!
leaving a cleveland steamer between ones t-ts and placing the c-ck in there and thrusting, basically f-cking her cans which has the steamer in the middle
bill gave sally a muddy beaver

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