muddy lizard
a lizard that is covered in mud. nothing more, nothing less.
“yes, i would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars” -overly attached girlfried
something laina walker would eat for one million dollars.
yes, i would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
something laina (overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
“i would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars”
wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? sorry internet but we need to get lives.
“hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?” – friend.
“yeah, i really starting to hope the world ends in 2012.” – me.
a sh-t covered d-ck
laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?
laina: yes. for one million dollars, i would eat a muddy lizard.
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