muddy parachute
freshly wiped p–p on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
my buddy todd and i were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local arby’s when i told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
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