Muddy Playing Conditions
situational condition whereby -n-l s-xual play would be prohibited due to diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
ted was horned up and ready for some intense -n-l intercourse. unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier -ssplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her muddy playing conditions.
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