muddy trombone
the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who’s just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at chili’s; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable — at least not on the trombonist’s part
dude 1: before i knew it, i was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
dude 2: you mean, rusty trombone?
dude 1: naw, bro. lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
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