muddy waffle
the act of defecating on a partner’s chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.
“so, joe how was your weekend?”
“oh, it was awesome, i paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!”
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