mudguts
a fat person, esp around the guts
cheezy poofs will give you mudguts
(noun)a particular western australian hard rock/heavy metal band
kelmscott, western australia’s super rockers ‘mudguts’ playing at a venue near you!
a useless army wh-r- who sits on her -ss all day, causing her -ss to form around the chair she sits in.
the result leading to a m-ssive -ss, also refered to as “mudguts”
get off your mudguts you useless wh-r-.
the state of ones gut after a night (or morning) of prolonged beer consumption. the term is closely related to the typical consistency of “beer sh-t.”
sorry, i can’t go bowling today because i have mud gut. -defecates-
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