Mudkid
(m-uh-d-k-i-d)(n) a teen-aged p-b-scent boy or girl commonly known to smoke cigarettes, skip cl-ss, shout obnoxiously loud in the halls, walk really slow, wear gigantic basketball jerseys or clothing from hot topic, and are basically the sc-m of the earth because they dont contribute to society and will never accomplish anything
mudkid: i f-ckin hate cl-ss. lets go outside and smoke a blunt. but first lets yell into cl-ssrooms and at people walking down the halls.
bro: …………sc-m
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