Muff Diving
to orally please a wordm-ff
to eat out a hairy p-ssy
man! i went m-ff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i’d started flossing again!
(1) a very popular pasttime – eating p-ssy.
(2) (gerund) to be in a state of giving a woman oral s-x.
“forget the bar scene,” julie said. “let’s go to my place for some m-ffdiving.”
to orally please a woman.
nick went m-ff diving last night. wheeeee!
to eat out a p-ssy that hasn’t been shaved.
garrett wanted to go m-ff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn’t find any meat.
the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey john my my girl wants me to go m-ffdiving on her and her room mates!
lesbian oral s-x
me and my h-rny girlfriend go m-ffdiving to kill the time
the art of pleasuring a woman with excess v-g-n- fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just m-ff-diving the sh-t out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
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