muff dong


noun. a dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
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    when one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female. guy a: my god she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so i m-ff ducked her. guy b: you what? guy a: i got the h-ll out of there.

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    the time that you wake up in the morning, realizing that you’re an hour late to work. sh-t! it’s 8:06!

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    the somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. it can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl. “you want your proof of purchase -sniff-? there’s your proof of purchase.”

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