Muff-Driving
the act of perfroming oral or mutual m-st-rb-t–n of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
“dude we took a road trip last weekend and i went m-ff-driving in 14 different states! buiiiiiii.”
“susan, im super worried my parents will find out jake was m-ff-driving me when i hit that tree on 7th ave last week…”
“we just met, and this is crazy, but i’m gonna m-ff-drive the sh-t out of you.”
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