Muff Garbage


you… you wouldn’t understand, it’s a jersey thing.

…actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a v-g-n- (a m-ff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. it’s pr-nounced gah-bage so often mistaken for m-ff cabbage.
you’re m-ff gah-bage! get outta here!

what did that guy just say? m-ff cabbage?

no, no, it was m-ff garbage, you wouldn’t understand, it’s a jersey thing…
it is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty v-g-n-. the mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean v-g-n-. can cause gagging or choking.
i choked on m-ff garbage after going down on snooki’s dirty v-g-n-.
any non–rg-smic v-g-n-l discharge
you filthy wh-r-, you’re nothing but m-ff garbage
– adjective (slang: vulgar.
m-ff cabbage – muhf gahr-bij
1. a term coined by the jersey sh-r- which is slang meaning “moth’a f-cking garbage”.
snooki: don’t call my man orange! you’re nothing but m-ff garbage!

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