muff loaf


a fupa or “fat upper pubic area” that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. the reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word m-ff, also v-g-n-‘s are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. these are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. m-ffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
“did you see the m-ff loaf on that chick?”
“is that yo m-ffloaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?”

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