muff mustache


the art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. the end result being, your p-b-s resemble a facial mustache. also known as m-ff-stache for short.
yo boots, your m-ff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu m-ff-stache.

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