muff

contrary to popular believe, the word m-ff is not -ssociated with hair at all. instead, the word “m-ff” is an inoffensive, slang word for a v-g-n-. m-ffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. some m-ffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. some m-ffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. females (and trans-xuals) of all ages have m-ffs. there are baby m-ffs and grandma m-ffs. most m-ffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: depovera, seasonal). it is also the root word for m-ffdiver, m-ffed, and m-ffdoctor.
jan decided to go on birth control because the m-ffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her m-ff.
a ‘m-ff’ in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. it is used in charlote bronte’s ‘jane eyre,’ i just couldn’t stop laughing when i read this…
“gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my m-ff, i did not feel the cold.” middle of chapter 12.
hand warmer
it was a very cold day and her hands were in a m-ff
a place in co. donegal ireland that has an annual diving contest
bl–dy h-ll, his face is all red from m-ff diving out of season !
short for m-ffaletta (or m-ffuletta), the sandwich invented at new orleans’s central grocery in the early 20th century. the sandwich, which is rooted in sicilian cuisine, comprises several different italian meats– typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola– as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in new orleans and beyond.
“don’t fuggit ta ax fuh extra olive salad onnat m-ff, brah.”
mandatory unattractive female friend. every group of 3 or more girls will have one, oftentimes in groups of two, there will be one one hot one, and one m-ff. for the m-ff, there is the wingman!
she’s hot, but her friend is a m-ff
to push someone’s face with an open hand.
kevin made a stupid remark, so i m-ffed him.

“you idiot, you deserve a m-ff for that one!”