muffard


what you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

comes from “m-ff,” meaning v-g-n-. you might as well call your child “v-g-n-rd.”
“man, m-ffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears.”

“m-ffard! get to the chopper!”
-arnold schwarzenegger.

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