muffin buffin’ bookshelf


a series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. this can be compared to the masculine term: spank bank.
girl 1: “oh d-mn girl did you see robert downy jr. in iron man?”
girl 2: “yeah, i’m putting that on my m-ffin buffin’ bookshelf “

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