Muffin Cannon


a specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious m-ffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
dude! did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his m-ffin cannon?!

random lady: look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining m-ffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.

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