muffin chest


when a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their br–sts pop out the top as a m-ffin pops out of the top of a pan.
dang… that guy’s got a m-ffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend’s!
the feeling in your chest when you eat a m-ffin or bread too fast.
ugh, i ate that banana bread too quickly and now i have m-ffin chest

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