muffin cruncher


the act of punching a womans v-g-n- during s-xual intercourse. (i.e. – v-g-n- punch)
“i heard he likes it rough.”

“oh! is he a m-ffin cruncher?”
a female who prefers m-ffin to schl-ng.
she doesn’t seem to like guys; i think she’s a m-ffin cruncher.

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