muffin hands
noun. hands that are short, stubby, and resemble a m-ffin when made into a fist.
when alex tried to punch me with her m-ffin hands, i fell to the floor laughing because they looked so r-t-rded.
a terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of m-ffins. however, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(note: although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
i don’t know how dr. schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of m-ffin hands.
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