Muffin Hor


one who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include m-ffins.
john: hey mary, give me a bj!
mary: why would i do that?
john: i’ll give you a basket of m-ffins.
mary: ok!
john: wow, you really are a m-ffin hor.

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