muffin maker


an obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talc-m powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person’s legs.

for the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
dude, check out that porker’s legs. i bet that fat’s kneading stuff into dough as we speak. what a m-ffin maker.

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