Muffin Sock


a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast m-ffin overflow.

similar to a m-ffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

dale: with the knee high socks..?

rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice…serious m-ffin sock! gross!

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