muffin steamer
a m-ffin steamer is when a person usually a baby has sh-t in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between -sscheeks or m-ffins.
after my baby turned two weeks old, his m-ffin steamers got bigger and bigger.
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