Muffin-Stopper


used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
ron: hey did you end up deep-d-ckin’ lean last night?

bounce: h-ll no, april was being a m-ffin-stopper. she kept reminding her that stds are contageous.

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