muffin stump
the bottom part of a m-ffin. many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.
girl, where did all these m-ffin stumps come from? where are all the tops for these m-ffins?
larger than a m-ffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a m-ffin stump think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a “molly” are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large p-n-s, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
leon: d-mn!, molly’s got the scariest looking m-ffin stump i’ve ever seen in my f—ing life!
nevin: i wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on sh-r- last month!
james: “its worse than a m-ffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the m-ffin that n-body wants!”
peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
eric: eh! id poke er’!
the bottom portion of the m-ffin. often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.
gurl, who left all these m-ffin stumps everywhere? where are all the tops of these m-ffins?
the bottom part of a m-ffin
gurl, who left all these m-ffin stumps in the kitchen? where are the tops too all of these m-ffins?
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