Muffin Surprise


a particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
sitting in church with my friend, i released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. i wispered to him that he had been m-ffin surprised. he was outraged and relocated to another pew.

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