Muffin Top Factor


(mtf) the degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. when posting ads, online experts agree that including your m-ffin top factor — or “mtf” is the right thing to do. simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you’ve got your mtf.

examples of proper use:

1. so, i grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline — you know, my m-ffin top factor — and it was an “mtf:7.” p-ss me the beer.

2. so, i grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline — you know, my m-ffin top factor — and it was an “mtf:0.” p-ss me a carrot.

examples of improper use:

1. so, i couldn’t help myself, but i had to come over here and tell you i think your mtf is really hot.

2. hey, look, dude! we have matching mtfs!

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