muffinlips


the throbbing, oversized lips of a std infected mouth. usually received from putting your mouth on a m-ffin d-ck or a v-g-n- m-ffin (see my definitions for these). they hurt like a b-tch and people won’t understand what the f-ck you’re saying. m-ffinlips cannot be cured.
“hey dude i licked my girls vadge and now my lips hurt” “i can’t understand you but f-ck i think you have m-ffinlips.”
kayla paine
i saw this girl named kayla paine she had quite a set of m-ffin lips

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