Muffiny


an act of absolute and unflinching indulgence whereby a m-ffin is consumed within a short time or in a socially innapropriate manner.
from the chocolatey mess around her mouth, it was clear that the woman had just committed m-ffiny.
having the qualities of a m-ffin.
the m-ffin i sat on is not m-ffiny anymore.
-or-
this m-ffin is nice and m-ffiny.
-or-
mmmmm… m-ffiny.
nickname given affectionately to your love. originates from m-ffin, but with more of an affectionate cheese factor
aw my little m-ffiny
it means eating an ugly cupcake and getting sick after.
sam: my day was soooo m-ffiny!
mel: aweee! that sucks!

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