muffnut
going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her m-ff.
i was going down on some woman and i knew i was in trouble when i discovered the m-ff-nuts, this wasn’t going to be a quick visit.
an unfortunate combination of slang terms for v-g-n- and t-st-cl-s. trademarked in canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled m-ffin.
meet me at the cafe for coffee and m-ffnuts?
no way, that sounds disgusting!
a cornucopia of m-ffin related items in combination with a doughnut. i.e. a blueberry m-ffnut!
or
one who enjoys the experience of m-ff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a “nut”
or
one who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans v-g-n- head first!
kgrg home of the m-ffnut!
check out buns in auburn, wa!
do you know the m-ffnut man?
a mystical baked good, combining a m-ffin and a doughnut. by piping raspberry jam into the centre of a m-ffin.
“i have eaten so many m-ffnuts i think i’m going to puke. mark my words one day i will find a way to f-ck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring.”
n. a delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a m-ffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a m-ffin.
“dude, keep your filthy hands off my m-ffnuts”
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