muffortunities


potential opportunity for obtaining access to the m-ff of the fairer s-x (females). m-ffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.
mike: wow, look at this place! its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
clay: oh the m-ffortunities!

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