Muffroom


a particular ladies pubic hair-style that looks like a fungus.
“dude! check out that chick! she’s got a huge m-ffroom appearing from the edges of her bikini!”

“i heard you got some m-ffroom fish pie last night, steve!”
the merging of the words mushroom and m-ffin, it is the most frabjous thing in the world, as it is very cute, and delicious. it’s best flavor is blueberry but gummy bear m-ffrooms are scrumptious as well.
omg, the bakery is coming out with a brand new flavor of m-ffroom! sh-taki strawberry!!
fungi growing on a womans v-g-n-, often containing toxins which may cause hallucinations when ingested in large quant-ties
i accidentally ate some m-ffrooms and tripped for hours, they had to pump my stomache

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