Muffsquatch


when a woman goes with out shaving so long you’d swear sasquatch lived on her lap.
man 1- “yo dude i went to go down on annie but she had a total m-ffsquatch so i got the h-ll outa dodge.”

man 2- “ha, gross.”

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