muffstaph
staph infection (staphylococcus aureus) of the v-g-n- area.
may cause rashes, boils, and stinky p-ssy.
justin: hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?
dave: which one?
justin: you know the one with the m-ffstaph.
dave: oh ya that sh-t is f-cking sick.
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