Muffy Crosswire


a selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children’s television show, arthur. she is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. even though m-ffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. she boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade cl-ssmates. in addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

it is a rarity to be compared to m-ffy crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children’s television shows of all time.
ugh, she is so annoying, just like m-ffy crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.

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