muftard


noun. a person that looks like r-t-rded m-ffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a m-ffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
“daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. it’s like he’s trying to find the toaster for milk.” says trish.

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