mug books
that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter’s new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother “make paris find a new f-ckfriend, this one’s a criminal.”
hilton father “my d-ck’s in the dirt with this one, he wasn’t in the mug books”
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