muke
a ship name of michael clifford and luke hemmings from 5 seconds of summer. some 5sos fam-girls love this ship and others don’t.
“oh my god muke is the best ship ever kill me”
to vomit a little bit into your mouth. note: the vomit can not leave the confines of your mouth, if it does it is considered just puking.
when i saw that you making out with that fugly sk-nk i muked.
a muke is an insult that can mean almost anything, which is good when you are insulting dumb sh-ts!!!
yo, andy!!! your a f-cking muke!!!
a muke is a person that has no life and plays video games all the time. most likely this person lives in kentucky or virginia and has nothing better to do anyways. they probably even live with their mother or a dog.
muke: man i am so bored and there is nothing to do guess i will just play my xbox.
:(noun) a muke is an ugly person with an ugly history (i.e. prost-tution, getting the sh-t beaten out of them)
also see: b-tch, sl-t, prost-tute, easy, donna
anyone with a p-n-s: “wanna suck my c-ck?”
the muke: “sure!”
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