mulét
a mulét is brian molko’s current hair cut (the one with the long sideburns and flickety bit at the back)
a lot of people think that it is a mullet that brian’s got, but mullet is such an ugly word, too ugly for brian, so i’ve changed it to mulét (pr-nounced moo-lay)
“hey look, brian’s got a mullet!!”
“no, it’s a mulét, mullet is such an ugly word and brian is so beautiful”
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